Team gifts

For Employee Appreciation Day (March 6)

The "Anti-Pizza Party" Gift.

For the team running on deadlines, caffeine, and "Per My Last Email" energy.

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Official Morale Boost.

Your team doesn't need another branded water bottle. They need to know you see the reality.

The "404: Motivation Not Found" Bag Tag is a quiet nod to the chaos. It’s not about quitting, it’s about surviving the re-orgs, the fire drills, and the 4 PM meetings with a sense of humor.

Give them a gift that matches their vibe:
Honest. Resilient. And slightly cynical.

The Freelancer
(1-4 Units)
The Squad
(5-9 Units)
The Department
(10+ Units)
$26
per tag
$22.10
15% OFF All Items
(Auto-applied)
$20.80
20% OFF All Items
(Auto-applied)

✨ No promo code needed. Discount applies automatically at checkout.

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Free Recognition Cards included with purchase

Includes FREE "Official Recognition" Cards

At no extra cost, every Bag Tag comes with a premium fill-in-the-blank card to acknowledge the real wins—like "Surviving a meeting that should've been an email."

(Makes gifting ready-to-go out of the box.)

The Hardware

  • Premium Silicon Bag Tag: Durable, soft-touch, built for daily commute.
  • Matte Finish: Looks great on high-end tech gear.
  • Perfect for: Laptop bags, backpacks, or tote bags.
  • Vibe: Professional enough for the office, honest enough for the subway ride home.