Keychains & Bag Charms
The Severance Club Tag
The Severance Club Tag
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This is the exact bag tag that started Sunday Said - born directly from my own layoff. Consider this a declaration of independence, not a badge of shame. You’re not unemployed, you’re just finally unavailable for the 9 AM sync.
Compatibility: Grocery shopping at 11 AM, updating your portfolio at a coffee shop, and ignoring "Urgent" emails.
Product Details
Product Details
Measurements
- Total Length: 6.1" (approx.)
- Charm: 3.4" H x 2.1" W
Materials
Premium Soft-Touch PVC (Matte Finish), Metal
Style Number
SS-NTF-002
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Ships from NYC via USPS or UPS within 1-3 business days. Free shipping on all orders.
Returns: Accepted within 14 days of delivery. A flat $5 fee is deducted from refunds to cover return shipping. Items must be unused and in original packaging.
FAQ
FAQ
Q: What is the "Severance Club"?
It’s the unofficial membership card for the "funemployed" elite. This Severance Club Bag Tag is designed to turn the corporate ritual of a layoff into a personal badge of honor.
Q: Can I send this directly to a coworker who just got let go?
A: Yes. It’s a very practical funny going away gift for laid-off colleagues. We never include pricing on our packing slips.
Q: What material is the tag made of? Is it durable?
A: It’s made of premium, flexible matte PVC. It is water-resistant and easily wipeable. Whether you use it as a daily work tote charm or a luggage tag for your gap month, it is built to outlast your severance package.
Q: Do you offer bulk discounts?
A: Yes. If you are purchasing cynical team gifts for a department that just survived a re-org, or buying in bulk for former colleagues, email us at [email protected]. We can set up a custom order.
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