Keychains & Bag Charms
The Low Social Battery Keychain
The Low Social Battery Keychain
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A hardware accessory for your personal energy crisis. Heavy, matte grey, and permanently stuck on empty.
Compatibility: Mandatory team-building, back-to-back Zoom calls, and avoiding eye contact in the hallway.
Product Details
Product Details
Measurements
- Total Length: 4.5" (approx.)
- Charm: 2.5" W x 0.8" H
Materials
Metal
Style Number
SS-NTF-007
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Ships from NYC via USPS or UPS within 1-3 business days. Free shipping on all orders.
Returns: Accepted within 14 days of delivery. A flat $5 fee is deducted from refunds to cover return shipping. Items must be unused and in original packaging.
FAQ
FAQ
Q: Does this come with gift packaging?
A: Yes. Every keychain arrives packaged on a backing card. It is ready to hand directly to your colleague without any extra wrapping required.
Q: Do you offer bulk discounts for team events?
A: Yes. If you need cynical team gifts or want to outfit your entire department with a new corporate survivor keychain, email us at [email protected]. We can set up a custom bulk order.
Q: Does it come with the clip?
A: Yes. It comes exactly as pictured, with the secure metal attachment hardware shown in the photos, ready to clip straight onto your work backpack or laptop bag.
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