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The Training AI Replacement Keychain

The Training AI Replacement Keychain

Regular price $16.00 USD
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A completely silent loading bar for your career trajectory. Sleek, cold, and undeniably, painfully honest.

Compatibility: Standardized workflows, automated emails, and documenting your own obsolescence.

Product Details

Measurements

  • Total Length: 4.5" (approx.)
  • Charm: 2.5" W x 0.8" H

Materials
Metal

Style Number
SS-NTF-007

Shipping & Returns

Shipping: Ships from NYC via USPS or UPS within 1-3 business days. Free shipping on all orders.

Returns: Accepted within 14 days of delivery. A flat $5 fee is deducted from refunds to cover return shipping. Items must be unused and in original packaging.

FAQ

Q: Does this come with gift packaging? 
A: Yes. Every keychain arrives packaged on a backing card. It is ready to hand directly to your colleague without any extra wrapping required.

Q: Do you offer bulk discounts for team events? 
A: Yes. If you need cynical team gifts or want to outfit your entire department with a new corporate survivor keychain, email us at [email protected]. We can set up a custom bulk order.

Q: Does it come with the clip? 
A: Yes. It comes exactly as pictured, with the secure metal attachment hardware shown in the photos, ready to clip straight onto your work backpack or laptop bag.

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A Cynical Corporate Tech Gift For The AI Age.